Advantage/Disadvantage

Advantages to being at school at 6:45AM:
- It's quiet.
- You have your choice of computers. (Any of them. Anywhere on campus. As long as the building's open.)
- No wheelie backpacks for at least an hour.
- No one asks you for directions.
- You are definitely not late for class.

Disadvantages:
- Um, hello? It's 6:45 IN THE MORNING!

Advantages to snow:
- Everything gets quieter and brighter.
- Increases the chances of cancelled classes.
- It begins to look a lot like Christmas.
- Sledding.

Disadvantages:
- People who think they can drive the same speed on two inches of snow pack are usually wrong.
- Scraping windows in the morning.
- That moment when you realize classes haven't been cancelled.

Advantages to living in South Dakota:
- You get a lot of bright, sunny days.
- You get some fun snow.
- There are fewer people to get on your nerves.
- Less air pollution.

Disadvantages:
- Sometimes the bright, sunny days and the snowy days are the same day.


Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-Mark Twain

Comments

daz said…
lol, yeah it does suck when it's snowy and sunny on the same day (get's a bit too bright)
15 March, 2006 22:25
daz said…
hehe funny quote thing too
15 March, 2006 22:26
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