Made Me Laugh

I feel like if your last name is long enough, people don't even attempt to pronounce it correctly. Like the first time I get out on stage, the guy is like, "Please welcome Mike Bahuski!" I was like, you didn't even try. You just said "B" and then whatever you could think of, and you made me Polish, and that's a really specific choice.

-Mike Birbiglia



(Just an aside during my crazy day.)

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