It's June...
Common Camp Indicators That Summer Has Started
- A 5AM moment when you realize (a) you're the only one moving and (b) the sun is already coming up.
- Grill smoke.
- Walking to work and realizing the entire area smells of cooking bacon.
- Odd traffic jams -- namely, when golf carts, pickups, and a 4-wheeler need to be moved in a specific order because everyone converged quickly for lunch.
- The smell of cooking marshmallow.
- The smell of a group of unwashed middle school boys.
- ... and unwashed middle school girls.
- The realization while cleaning that most people really do move in for a week.
- Also, that they'll never use all of those clothes. Probably because half of them are wearing the same thing on day 3 that they arrived in.
- Odd questions, from, "Do you have any extra Saran Wrap? We had six rolls but we ran out" to "Do you know how to get fabric paint off a table?"
- A sudden need to keep glow sticks and water balloons in stock.
- A realization that you're probably sleep deprived but you have more energy than you did any day in January. (Although come September, it'll take weeks to catch up.)
- The singing, chanting, and REALLY LOUD games.
- The dinner bell.
- Johnny Appleseed, the jerk.
- "If you happen to come across one, hold your hands up in the air and smile."
- Campfires.
- A buildup of unanswered texts, emails, and phone calls because you just haven't left.
- Clear evenings followed by thundering storms.
- A perfectly normal 30-degree drop from midday to dark.
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