"I Coulda Been Seein' Things!"

I've worn contacts or glasses since I was eleven years old, when my mother realized I couldn't read the scoreboard at my sister's basketball game. This morning, I finally went to the eye doctor after faaaaaaar too long (my prescription expired ... awhile ago) and all I could think of was this Brian Regan bit.

For the record, giggling while looking through those dang goggle things is kind of awkward. Especially with a new doctor. Who doesn't know you. When nothing funny is happening except for the video you're remembering.

Enjoy.


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