Wednesday, May 23, 2012

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Things I've Been Wrong About This Week

1. A stranger's just a friend you haven't met.

2. Squirrels have innate survival instincts when faced with objects 2000 times their size.

3. People can function as intelligent beings on the internet.

4. I don't watch much television.

5. Men don't watch "The Bachelorette."

6. Tea parties are for small children.

7. Soy milk keeps forever.

8. You can't have too much of a good thing.

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