Things I've Been Wrong About This Week
1. A stranger's just a friend you haven't met.
2. Squirrels have innate survival instincts when faced with objects 2000 times their size.
3. People can function as intelligent beings on the internet.
4. I don't watch much television.
5. Men don't watch "The Bachelorette."
6. Tea parties are for small children.
7. Soy milk keeps forever.
8. You can't have too much of a good thing.