A Lake Adventure

This is Shorty.

He's crazy.

This is Shorty's boat, which he built with his own two hands.


Last year, he and another psycho (Shorty #2, his half-adopted brother) dreamed this thing up. And then Shorty and another friend of his discovered some design flaws while out in some pretty high winds. Shorty just finished rebuilding this week and had to give it a test run.


It started off pretty well, although Shorty realized he should have had a second person on board. (Probably not his sister, though, as she would have only caused more issues.)


It wasn't all smooth sailing and a few bumps were acquired.


But it all worked out, mostly. Eventually, the only real problem was that the wind decided not to blow after all.


Which meant Shorty and his sister had to paddle it back in, much to the amusement of other lake-goers.

The End

(Hmm. Blogger could really use a script font...)

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